In case any of you were wondering if I am crushing the fashion game.

In case any of you were wondering if I am crushing the fashion game.

Down To Earth (an astronaut's struggle)

THIS.

The Comedy Bureau: Pre-Order the Debut Comedy Albums From Adam Cayton-Holland and Andrew Orvedahl

thecomedybureau:

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Denver’s own incredibly funny Adam Cayton-Holland and Andrew Orvedahl who, we hope, you know from The Grawlix or their Amazon Studios comedy pilot Those Who Can’t are releasing their very first comedy albums next week. Not only will you get around 2 hours of great…

barbaragray:

My secret past as a camgirl has finally come out.

God dammit this is an awesome play on one of the greatest album names ever.
jonahray:

New Jonah Raydio w/ @mrdavehill as the guest! http://jonahraydio.libsyn.com/hitler-bad-episode-good

God dammit this is an awesome play on one of the greatest album names ever.

jonahray:

New Jonah Raydio w/ @mrdavehill as the guest! http://jonahraydio.libsyn.com/hitler-bad-episode-good

Matt Braunger: Last night.

mattbraunger:

I did Joe Sib’s show at the Laugh Factory in Hollywood. Was scheduled to go up around 11:20, but let TJ Miller go ahead of me. The jerk. Haha. Oh, messing with friends on the internet—anyway, amazing show. Had a good set, Ian Edwards murdered me from the stage, then Joe told me to stick around….

I’ve had sex with 87% of the people in this pilot.  I can’t wait to see it.  Keep your eyes peeled for this. 

amazonstudios:

A sneak peek at Those Who Can’t, an Amazon Studios pilot in production for Prime Instant Video. The show was created by Andrew Orvedahl, Adam Cayton-Holland, and Benjamin Roy, and inspired by their web series, The Grawlix. Orvedahl says the process has been “an amazing experience” so far:

“Coming from the world of self-produced web shorts, leaping into a full-length sitcom pilot was new to all of us, including the Nix brothers, who were directing and shooting. It was basically an immersive crash course in how to make a pilot. Spending the previous year making those web shorts paid off quite a bit because we already had the working chemistry both behind and in front of the camera. We’d been doing this in a way just for fun, weekend after weekend, for free. So I’m really glad we had been working on The Grawlix web series all this time.”

Learn more about this and other Amazon Studios pilots in production.

Sean Patton Shows All of Us How Team Building Should Happen

I’ve had sex with 75% of the people in this video.  You should watch it more though because it’s hilarious.

thecomedybureau:

Along with the likes of Rory Scovel, Andrew Orvedahl, and the directorial talents of The Nix Brothers (they’ve done hilarious videos with TJ Miller and The Grawlix), the hysterical Sean Patton gives a little insight how to work together as a group as long as your workplace is cool with being NSFW.

Watch this now.

TOP TEN WOMEN OF ALL TIME!!!!! by Emily Heller

emilyheller:

It’s International Women’s Day! That means shut up, men, you suck!!! LOL

jk!!! It’s a day when we talk about who’s cool and who’s NOT COOL in the world of women! So I made you this handy list of the top ten women of ALL TIME!!!! So everyone can SHUT THE FUCK UP ABOUT IT!!!

10. Rosa Parks

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9. Bea Arthur

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8. Beyonce

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7. Dustin Hoffman in Tootsie

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6. Me

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5. Ruth Bader Ginsburg

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4. Those twins from that beer commercial

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3. Chelsea Clinton

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2. My mom

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1. CLEOPATRA!!!!!!!

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THE END

grawlixcomedy:

The Grawlix Best of 2012

To celebrate The Grawlix’ 2 year anniversary, the guys put together this 25 track “Best Of” from the past two years. It is Absolutely Free to Download. Please Download, Listen, and Share!

Stream here. Download here: http://tinyurl.com/aq2jeyj

1. Introducing ourselves
2. Julian McCullough has a gambling problem @julezmac
3. Cameron Esposito wants black Ken @cameronesposito
4. John F. O’Donnell is the CEO of unemployment @JFODcomedy
5. Jordan Doll hides bodies @RazorLou
6. Karl Hess will never receive clarity @karlhess
7. Mo Welch is not longer on OkCupid @momowelch
8. Amber Tozer wishes she was a boy @AmberTozer
9. Ben Roy thinks alcoholic comedians are stupid @benroy00
10. Erik Anker thinks dating is weird @erikforserious
11. Ryan Singer loves cookie dough @RySing
12. Kate Berlant found a dress in the ocean @kateberlant
13. Andy wants to fuck his friends @TheOrvedahl
14. Dan Soder talks shit to old people @DanSoder
15. Bryan Cook is such an asshole @BryanCooking
16. Abbey Jordan might be pregnant @ThisAbbeyJordan
17. Josh Blue has a wife fetish @JoshBlueComedy
18. Andy Haynes got his weed card @imandyhaynes
19. Tony Sam loves cake @ToeKneeSam
20. Rob Gleeson gets owned by campers @RobGleeson
21. Adam gave his DVD a horrible name @CaytonHolland
22. Dave Ross dreams about fucking his dad @davetotheross
23. Mark Normand is black @marknorm
24. Chris Fairbank’s funeral plans @chrisfairbanks
25. The Sklar Brothers think they can dance @SklarBrothers